As my aunt’s significant other tells the story….
The other morning my aunt, who is 54, was in the bathroom getting a shower. It seemed she was in there for a very long time. When the aforementioned other went to see what the hold up was, he found her staring at her breasts in the mirror, turning this way and that, smooshing them together, pushing them up and in general not looking pleased. Finally, she says to him “Honey, I think I need breast augmentation.” To which Honey replies, “Your boobs are just fine….but if you really want them bigger rub some toilet paper up and down between them.” My aunt looks confused and asks why on earth she’d want to do that. Which is when Honey says she’s been doing it to her butt for years and look how big it’s gotten.
Me thinks I would have whacked him upside the head with the nearest blunt object.
Hey Stacy,
Hope all is well. Ps, I think I would have joined you with whacking him lol.
Just checking in with you since I haven’t heard from ya
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