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Your New Year’s Resolutions |
![]() 1) Get a pet hedgehog 2) Eat less lard 3) Travel to Brazil 4) Study witchcraft 5) Get in shape with stripping classes |
Ok, so that’s not gonna happen. No way am I getting a hedgehog…aren’t they prickly like a porcupine? Here’s at least a partial list of my real resolutions:
1. Diet. As in eating healthier and less of it.
2. Give up caffeine (I’ve got the shakes and a headache just thinking about it).
3. Exercise. Walking and yoga top the list.
4. Find a church.
5. Get my real estate license.
6. Fight less with Daughter.
Well, I’m off to figure out what to take to a party tonight. Shrimp? Hawaiian kielbasa? Hanky Pankies? Peach Cobbler?
HAPPY NEW YEAR!


I have to ask… what’s a “Hanky Panky?”
Happy New Year!
Comment by FTS — December 31, 2005 @ 3:42 pm
Hanky Pankies consist of browned sausage, mixed with melted cheese blopped on those tiny little squares of rye bread (I forget what those are called) and then the whole thing is broiled until it’s browned and bubbly. Not exactly low fat, but oh so yummy.
Comment by Stacy — January 2, 2006 @ 3:46 am